49 Observations Whilst Watching Green Lantern

Welcome again! Let me be your guide to the very worst in modern cinema, as I endure watch the 2011 movie "experience" Green Lantern.

50 Observations Whilst Watching Daredevil (2003)

2016: Marvel is a gravity-defying media behemoth, dominating silver and small screen alike. Whether it's making mad bank at the box office or gritty, critically loved TV shows, Marvel can do no wrong. Hell, they even took the chubby loser from Parks & Recreation and turned him into a bona fide A-lister.

Well dayum

But it was not always this way. Let me take you back through the mists of time, to a land called February 2003. 50 Cent was a few weeks away from dropping In Da Club. George W. Bush was about to command a victorious coalition invasion into Iraq. Most importantly however, Marvel/20th Century Fox dropped Daredevil onto an unsupecting viewing public.

7-Eleven Proximity-Convergence Algorithm

7-Elevens are omnipresent in Thailand. The first arrived relatively recently in 1989, but the country already boasts more than 8469 stores. Whether you need to pay a phone bill, receive a much-appreciated blast of sub-antarctic air conditioning on a hot day, or partake in a toasted egg, ham, and cheese sandwich at 3 in the morning (hey, I'm not judging), Thai 7-Elevens have got you covered.

You know you want it.

Teaching in Thailand: Syphilis Tests

It's that time of year again; the summer storms are gathering, England are eliminated from another major football tournament... and foreign teachers in Thailand are heading to their nearest hospital for their annual syphilis tests.

Brexit: Britain's Glorious Future

Like many of you, I was despondent about the EU Referendum result. Using my patented Crystal Bollocks technology, I've peered into the future to see what lays in store for us now that we have left the European Union. 

Artist's impression