Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Movies. Show all posts

Thursday, 29 September 2016

44 Observations Whilst Watching Aloha

Welcome back. In this post, I'll be looking at the infamously crappy film Aloha.
Smugness: The Movie

Saturday, 6 August 2016

49 Observations Whilst Watching Green Lantern

Welcome again! Let me be your guide to the very worst in modern cinema, as I endure watch the 2011 movie "experience" Green Lantern.

Friday, 29 July 2016

50 Observations Whilst Watching Daredevil (2003)

2016: Marvel is a gravity-defying media behemoth, dominating silver and small screen alike. Whether it's making mad bank at the box office or gritty, critically loved TV shows, Marvel can do no wrong. Hell, they even took the chubby loser from Parks & Recreation and turned him into a bona fide A-lister.

Well dayum
But it was not always this way. Let me take you back through the mists of time, to a land called February 2003. 50 Cent was a few weeks away from dropping In Da Club. George W. Bush was about to command a victorious coalition invasion into Iraq. Most importantly however, Marvel/20th Century Fox dropped Daredevil onto an unsupecting viewing public.


Monday, 27 June 2016

38 Observations Whilst Watching Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Having recently enjoyed the first Under Siege (a.k.a. Die Hard on a ship), I decided to peruse Steven Seagal's second most impressive masterwork: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (a.k.a. Die Hard on a train).
Oh, it's on.