7-Eleven Proximity-Convergence Algorithm

7-Elevens are omnipresent in Thailand. The first arrived relatively recently in 1989, but the country already boasts more than 8469 stores. Whether you need to pay a phone bill, receive a much-appreciated blast of sub-antarctic air conditioning on a hot day, or partake in a toasted egg, ham, and cheese sandwich at 3 in the morning (hey, I'm not judging), Thai 7-Elevens have got you covered.

You know you want it.

Teaching in Thailand: Syphilis Tests

It's that time of year again; the summer storms are gathering, England are eliminated from another major football tournament... and foreign teachers in Thailand are heading to their nearest hospital for their annual syphilis tests.

Brexit: Britain's Glorious Future

Like many of you, I was despondent about the EU Referendum result. Using my patented Crystal Bollocks technology, I've peered into the future to see what lays in store for us now that we have left the European Union. 

Artist's impression

Brexit and the Generation Gap

Less than a week on from the Brexit vote, and the country is still reeling. One of the more interesting aspects of the vote to leave Europe was the clear demarcation between younger and older voters.

Stark.

38 Observations Whilst Watching Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Having recently enjoyed the first Under Siege (a.k.a. Die Hard on a ship), I decided to peruse Steven Seagal's second most impressive masterwork: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (a.k.a. Die Hard on a train).

Oh, it's on.