The 2018 England Squad as the People You'll Meet on a Lads Holiday

Spring has sprung across the UK, the Premier League is pretty much done and dusted, and thoughts are already turning towards the summer; specifically, the World Cup. The England national team are currently bang on track; after qualifying for Russia 2018 with relative ease and defeating a European heavyweight in an essentially meaningless friendly, expectations are sky-high. After all, when has that exact sequence of events ever backfired in the past?

And so, like many groups of young Englishmen up and down the country, the national team will soon be packing their bags and heading off for a European jaunt this summer. As you might expect, the England squad contains several of the core lads holiday archetypes. Let this be your guide to who's who.