Brexit: Britain's Glorious Future

Like many of you, I was despondent about the EU Referendum result. Using my patented Crystal Bollocks technology, I've peered into the future to see what lays in store for us now that we have left the European Union. 

Artist's impression

Brexit and the Generation Gap

Less than a week on from the Brexit vote, and the country is still reeling. One of the more interesting aspects of the vote to leave Europe was the clear demarcation between younger and older voters.

Stark.

38 Observations Whilst Watching Under Siege 2: Dark Territory

Having recently enjoyed the first Under Siege (a.k.a. Die Hard on a ship), I decided to peruse Steven Seagal's second most impressive masterwork: Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (a.k.a. Die Hard on a train).

Oh, it's on.

Brexit: Bloody Hell

The results are in. Britain will leave the European Union. 

Pretty much my reaction.

EU Referendum Warning Klaxon

After weeks and months of fervent campaigning, the EU Referendum is finally taking place in the UK tomorrow. Will we remain a part of the EU? Or will we vote to leave, stick our collective oars in the English Channel, and paddle furiously out to the Atlantic Ocean whilst flipping off the continent with our remaining digits?

All in all, it's been a worrying campaign throughout- even before the outrageous murder of Jo Cox last week. Naturally, much of the venom has been targeted at immigrants and refugees.

For goodness sake.